A Vampire’s Edict: Legal Disclaimer
Greetings, mortals, and welcome to the shadowed halls of My Dungeon, where I, an ancient vampire of countless moons, weave tales, musings, and forbidden knowledge from the crypts of eternity. My words, like the flicker of candlelight in a forgotten mausoleum, are meant to enchant, inform, and perhaps even unsettle. But before you sink your teeth into the delights of this blog, heed this solemn decree, etched in moonlight and bound by the laws of the mortal realm. By lingering here, you accept the terms of this disclaimer, so listen closely, lest you wander unprepared into the darkness.
1. The Nature of My Offerings
The musings, tales, and tidbits shared on my forbidden dungeon are spun for your amusement and enlightenment, drawn from the vast tapestry of my immortal existence. They are offered as general musings—mere whispers from the grave, not gospel carved in stone. Though I have seen empires rise and fall, I make no claim to the infallibility of my words. The accuracy, completeness, or timeliness of my posts is not guaranteed, for even a vampire’s memory can blur in the fog of centuries. Should you choose to act upon my words, you do so at your own peril, and I shall not be held accountable for the consequences of your mortal folly.
2. No Counsel from the Undead
My writings, though steeped in the wisdom of ages, are not a substitute for the counsel of mortal professionals—be they lawyers, physicians, or accountants. I am a creature of the night, not a licensed advisor in your fleeting mortal disciplines. If you seek guidance on matters of law, health, finance, or other such concerns, consult a living expert, not the musings of an immortal who dines on moonlight and secrets. Any reliance on my words for such purposes is a dance with danger, and I shall not bear the weight of your missteps.
3. The Lure of Affiliate Enchantments
Beware, for some links within my blog may shimmer with the allure of affiliate partnerships or sponsored charms. Through these, I may sip a modest reward—coins or favors—when you click or purchase, at no cost to your mortal purse. These offerings are chosen with care, as I would not sully my ancient name with unworthy trinkets. Yet, I cannot vouch for the quality or efficacy of these mortal wares. Should you follow these links, do so with eyes wide open, for the responsibility lies with you to judge their worth.
4. Portals to Other Realms
My blog may beckon you toward other domains—third-party websites that lie beyond my control. These links are provided as a courtesy, like a map to a distant castle, but I do not endorse or govern the lands to which they lead. Their content, accuracy, or reliability is as foreign to me as sunlight to my skin. Venture forth at your own risk, for I am not liable for what you encounter in those uncharted territories.
5. The Sanctity of My Creations
The words, images, and artistry within [Your Blog Name] are my immortal legacy, protected by the ancient laws of copyright and intellectual property. They are mine, or used with the blessing of their mortal creators. You may not steal, reproduce, or alter these works without my express permission, lest you invite the wrath of a vampire scorned. Tread lightly, for my creations are as eternal as my hunger.
6. Voices from the Shadows
Should I permit mortals to leave comments or offerings on my blog, know that you are responsible for your words. They must be lawful, respectful, and free of malice, lest they be banished from my realm. I reserve the right to moderate, edit, or cast out any submission that defies my will. By offering your thoughts, you grant me an eternal, royalty-free license to use, display, or share them as I see fit, woven into the tapestry of [Your Blog Name].
7. The Limits of My Dominion
To the fullest extent permitted by your mortal laws, I, my scribes, and my allies shall not be held liable for any misfortune—be it loss, harm, or inconvenience—arising from your sojourn on this blog. Whether you stumble upon outdated lore or misinterpret my cryptic words, the consequences are yours to bear. My immortality does not extend to shielding you from your own choices.
8. The Ephemeral Nature of My Realm
The content of My Dungeon may shift like shadows in the moonlight, altered or removed without warning as my whims dictate. I do not guarantee that my blog will remain ever-present or free from the glitches of your mortal technology. Should the site falter or vanish, I am not liable for the inconvenience, for even the eternal must occasionally retreat into the mist.
9. The Laws of the Mortal World
This disclaimer and your presence in my digital crypt are governed by the laws of The United States, as immutable as the stars. Any disputes shall be settled in the courts of that realm, and by entering my domain, you submit to their authority. Choose your path wisely, for the mortal world is unforgiving.
10. A Pact of Risk
By lingering here, you acknowledge that you do so at your own risk, as one who dances with a vampire must. The information I share is a gift, but it is yours to wield with caution. I urge you to question, verify, and reflect before acting on my words, for the choices you make are your own, and I am but a guide in the shadows.
11. Summon Me
Should you have questions or seek to commune with me regarding this disclaimer or my blog’s offerings, you may reach me at mistress.evelyn.lovelace@gmail.com
. I am an ancient creature, but I am not without curiosity for your thoughts. Speak, and I shall listen—provided the moon is high and the night is still.
A Final Whisper
My Dungeon is my haven, a place where I share the musings of an immortal heart. This disclaimer is my covenant with you, ensuring that our dance is one of mutual respect and clarity. Approach my words with curiosity, but tread with care, for the night is full of wonders—and perils. Thank you for joining me in this eternal twilight, where stories and secrets intertwine.
Sealed in Blood and Moonlight, May 31, 2025
Countess Evelyn Lovelace Mistress Of Darkness